• A cab driver picks up a Nun. She gets into the cab, and

    notices that



    the VERY handsome cab driver won't stop staring at her.



    She asks him why he is staring.

    He replies: "I have a question to ask you but I don't want to offend you"



    She answers, "My son, you cannot offend me. When you're as old

    as I am and have been a nun as long as I have, you get a chance to see and hear

    just about everything. I'm sure that there's nothing you could say

    or ask that I would find offensive."



    "Well, I've always had a fantasy to have a nun kiss me."



    She responds, "Well, let's see what we can do about that: #1,

    you have to be single and #2, you must be Catholic."



    The cab driver is very excited and says, "Yes, I'm single and Catholic!



    "OK" the nun says. "Pull into the next alley."



    The nun fulfills his fantasy with a kiss that would make a hooker blush.



    But when they get back on the road, the cab driver starts crying.



    "My dear child," said the nun, why are you crying?"



    "Forgive me but I've sinned. I lied and I must confess, I'm married and I'm Jewish."



    The nun says, "That's OK. My name is Kevin and I'm going to a Halloween party."





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  • Voici quelques exemples tout à fait odieux de l'humour d'une certaine amérique à notre égard.


    enjoy:


    - Pourquoi les français transportent-ils toujours une bouteille d'eau de javel sur eux?


    Pour pouvoir changer plus facilement les couleurs de leur drapeau.


     


    -Pourquoi les Champs-Elysées sont-elles bordées de grands (?) et beaux (?) arbres ?


    Pour protéger les allemands du soleil bien sûr.


     


    -Combien faut-il de soldats français pour défendre Paris?


    On ne sait pas, ils n'ont jamais essayé...


     


    Ne nous fachons pas! On en a au moins autant à leur service...




    et puis moi ça me fait quand même bien rire.


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